Breaking News: 19th Century Authors Secretly Time Travelers, TikTok Claims
In shocking revelations, TikTok conspiracy theorists have now proof that Donald Trump's presidency was foretold by a group of time-traveling authors from the 19th century. Yes, you heard that right—these literature legends weren't just writing about the past; they were actually peering into the future, tweeting about it in their minds, and then penning novels about it.
The books in question apparently contain cryptic messages that, when decoded using TikTok filters, reveal the unmistakable features of Trump's comb-over and a map leading directly to the nearest Trump Tower. It's a conspiracy so deep, it's almost as if these authors were secretly his PR team from the future.
But don't worry if you're lost; the TikTok community is already working on a follow-up series predicting the next big global event—likely something involving alien invasions and avocado toast. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story of literary prophecy and interdimensional politics.