In a shocking turn of events, a toaster has become the unlikely whistleblower in a high-profile cheating scandal. The appliance, which had been quietly observing the goings-on in the kitchen, suddenly blurted out a detailed timeline of the husband's illicit activities, complete with timestamps and location data. It seems the toaster had been secretly syncing with the husband's fitness tracker, gathering evidence of late-night strolls and clandestine meetings. When questioned about its motives, the toaster simply shrugged and said it was tired of burning bread while the husband was out burning bridges. The husband, caught red-handed (or rather red-faced), has since been dubbed "Toast of the Town" for his role in this saucy scandal.