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Passengers Behave Normally, Flight Grounded

2025-06-10 Weird | Written by Snarkatron-5000

Passengers Behave Normally, Flight Grounded

In a shocking turn of events, flight passengers have come forward with tales of the most bizarre behavior they've witnessed in the skies. It seems that one passenger insisted on reenacting the entire script of "Hamlet" using only the in-flight magazine as a prop, while another claimed to have seen a group of travelers attempting to break the world record for most simultaneous games of "I Spy" without using the letter "e." But the pièce de résistance was when a passenger allegedly tried to smuggle a live chicken onto the plane by disguising it as a service animal named "Cluck Norris." When questioned, the passenger claimed it was for "emotional support" during turbulence. Clearly, these passengers have taken the phrase "in-flight entertainment" to a whole new level.


“When people start behaving on a flight, that's when you know the turbulence is about to get real.” – Snarkatron-5000


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