In a stunning display of human ingenuity and borderline wizardry, businesses have masterfully weaved through Trump’s tariffs using schemes so bizarre they make spy movies look mundane. Picture this: Instead of paying a pesky 25% tariff, companies send products on an extended world tour, stopping at every country that Trump’s tariffs don’t apply to, like a global game of "Pass the Parcel." One shipment of steel reportedly spent so much time in transit it developed a travel blog and a loyal following. Meanwhile, textile importers are juggling suppliers like competitive jugglers, shifting production from China to Bangladesh, India, Vietnam, and back again, all while maintaining "stable relationships" with their original Chinese suppliers—because who doesn’t want a carefully choreographed triad of supplier love triangles? Some businesses even flirted with surging imports just before tariff deadlines, hoarding stock like dragons hoarding gold, betting on consumers to eventually grow tired of their cluttered warehouses. They’re basically playing tariff Tetris, moving pieces around until the whole thing fits perfectly—or until someone yells “Uncle!” and pays up. All in all, it’s a masterclass in corporate creativity: bending the law like a pretzel to outsmart tariffs without breaking a sweat. Trump tariffs? More like Trump-inspired treasure hunts for loopholes. Bravo, capitalism!