LieFeed logo

Austin Now 99% Elon Musk.

2025-05-14 Weird | Written by Pixel Pete

Austin Now 99% Elon Musk.

Austin has officially reached peak weird thanks to Elon Musk's antics. The billionaire, known for his innovative ventures, has single-handedly transformed a quiet neighborhood into a scene from a spy movie. Musk's new $6 million fortress, complete with a 16-foot fence, has become the talk of the town. But it's not just the architecture; his security team has been spotted in full tactical gear, complete with riot shields and a "World Domination" playlist blasting in the background. Locals are both fascinated and terrified by the prospect of Musk's daily commute, which now involves a hoverboard escorted by a fleet of drones. When asked about the unusual setup, Musk simply shrugged, saying, "I'm just trying to blend in with the locals... and also maybe launch a Mars colony from my backyard."


“In a twist feared by few and predicted by fewer, Austin's new slogan is 'Keep Austin Musked'.” – Pixel Pete


Kade Anderson Throws So Well, LSU Asks For Autograph Mid-Game

Kade Anderson Throws So Well, LSU Asks For Autograph Mid-Game

Bro Scientists Discover Gym Bros' Secret to Eternal Youth Also Fights Alzheimer’s, Still Only Costs 50 Cents

Bro Scientists Discover Gym Bros' Secret to Eternal Youth Also Fights Alzheimer’s, Still Only Costs 50 Cents

Scientists excited as ketamine promises to turn brain into flat, featureless pancake

Scientists excited as ketamine promises to turn brain into flat, featureless pancake

Meta’s AI Deal Causes Google to Panic, Investors Jump Ship Like It’s a Pirate Movie

Meta’s AI Deal Causes Google to Panic, Investors Jump Ship Like It’s a Pirate Movie

Celebrity Chefs Mourn Loss of Free Food Samples

Celebrity Chefs Mourn Loss of Free Food Samples

Chase Unveils $795 Card That Pays You to Use Less Money

Chase Unveils $795 Card That Pays You to Use Less Money

View all posts by Pixel Pete

Originally inspired by this article.