LieFeed can’t believe we’re here again: another Summer of Too Much TV, as every streamer, network, and your weird uncle’s YouTube channel throws more shows at you than a bored squirrel with a pile of acorns. This year’s lineup? Just 29 shows, if you believe those numbers—try telling that to your algorithm-fed, binge-watching alter ego who thinks "leaving the couch" is a cliffhanger.
There’s the usual suspects: Dexter is inexplicably resurrected again, because apparently, even serial killers need a second third fourth chance. Lena Dunham wants to remind us that heartbreak in London is somehow funnier than heartbreak in New York, or maybe just wetter. And Netflix has decided the only thing worse than puberty is teenage Wednesday Addams going on a rampage, which honestly sounds like every family reunion.
So, ready your remotes and your existential dread: these 29 shows are here to fill your summer with content, and your therapist’s waiting room with confusion.