Vulture, the infamous entertainment news site, has announced its latest initiative: a service where they will devour your entire collection of old DVDs and VHS tapes in exchange for a subscription to their newsletter. The process involves a team of highly trained vulture journalists who will swoop into your home, ravenously consume your entire film library, and then write a scathing review of why you have such terrible taste in movies.

In a bizarre twist, Vulture has also launched the "Vulture Stunt Awards," which will now include a category for the best stunt performed by a journalist while eating a whole pizza by themselves during a live broadcast. The awards will be handed out annually at a secret location, where guests will be required to wear vulture costumes and chant "Devouring Culture" in unison. The event promises to be a real hoot—literally.