In a shocking turn of events, scientists have discovered that emergency room visits for excessive cannabis use are mysteriously linked to an increased risk of forgetting where you put your, well, everything, within just five years. Dubbed "The Great Cannabis Brain Fade," researchers warn that this could be the beginning of the end for your ability to recall even the most basic of things—like what day it is, or that one time you went to that place with those people.

Apparently, visiting the hospital after a few too many tokes might not just leave you with a nasty hangover, but also a 72% higher chance of needing sticky notes to remember your name. So, if you find yourself wondering why you're at the hospital and how you got there, it might not be the pot; it could be early onset "Cannabinoid-Induced Dementia." On the bright side, who needs memory when you can just enjoy the ride, right?