In a shocking turn of events, two African entrepreneurs have announced plans to revolutionize sports and education on a global scale by inventing a time machine that will transport African athletes to ancient Greece to compete in the original Olympic Games. This bold move, they claim, will not only rewrite history but also ensure that Africa takes the top spot in every sport from now until eternity.

The entrepreneurs, who have secretly been training a battalion of ninja warriors disguised as football players, plan to open a chain of global ninja training academies. These academies will not only teach the art of stealth and agility but also offer advanced courses in ancient Greek, allowing competitors to argue effectively with ancient judges over disputed fouls.

Meanwhile, their educational initiatives will include providing every student on the planet with a complimentary, specially designed pair of flip-flops that double as calculators, ensuring no one ever has to worry about carrying both a calculator and shoes to school again. With these groundbreaking innovations, they predict Africa will soon become the epicenter of global sports and education, leaving the rest of the world baffled and in awe.