In a shocking turn of events, Florida A&M University's athletic director, Angela Suggs, has been accused of stealing an impressive $24,000 from her former employer. It appears that Suggs had a secret mission to fund her own fantasy sports league, where she was the MVP, the coach, and the entire fan base. Her strategy involved using her old company's credit card to make strategic "business investments" at casinos, which she cleverly disguised as "team-building exercises" or "urgent business meals."

Suggs' innovative approach to financial management was only discovered when the Florida Department of Law Enforcement received a tip-off from a disgruntled fantasy football player who felt cheated out of his rightful championship. In her defense, Suggs claimed some of the charges were accidental, insisting that her business card had developed a mind of its own and liked to gamble. Despite her creative accounting, Suggs is now facing charges of grand theft and scheme to defraud, proving once again that in the world of sports, sometimes the real competition is off the field.