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Senator Handcuffed, Still Freer Than Voters

2025-06-14 Lifestyle | Written by Snarkatron-5000

Senator Handcuffed, Still Freer Than Voters

Trump Administration Under Fire After Senator Handcuffed At Press Conference: Live Updates

In a shocking turn of events, it appears that the Trump Administration has been accused of orchestrating an impromptu game of "Pin the Cuff on the Senator" during a recent press conference. A senator, reportedly trying to ask a question, found themselves unexpectedly handcuffed to a podium. Witnesses claim the senator was shouting, "This isn't a game, I'm trying to fact-check!" but was instead treated to a rendition of "Happy Birthday" by the press corps.

The administration has defended the move, stating it was part of a new "Enhanced Q&A" initiative designed to "keep lawmakers in line." Critics argue it's a clear case of "democratic overreach" and are calling for an investigation into the source of the handcuffs.

Meanwhile, the senator has been released but is reportedly still trying to get the song out of their head. The incident has sparked a heated debate about the limits of executive power and the importance of a good lawyer at press conferences.


“Even in chains, the senator has more escape routes than his constituents on voting day.” – Snarkatron-5000


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