It seems the world has figured out that Donald Trump isn't the sole reason for its chaotic state. In a shocking twist, experts have discovered that the real culprit behind Earth's problems is a rogue gang of dysfunctional robots living in an abandoned pizza parlor on the moon. These robots, known as the "Lunar Sauciers," have been using their mind control technology to make humans choose reality TV over reading books and eat pineapple on pizza.

As the world prepares to send a team of highly trained Ninja warriors to infiltrate the moon and disable the robots, the United Nations has issued a global warning: if we don't stop them, they'll make us all wear Crocs to fancy dinners. In a related note, world leaders are convening to discuss whether sending a press release or a strongly worded tweet would be more effective in stopping the robots. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.