Sean 'Diddy' Combs is reportedly holding onto his faith like it's a Grammy Award, and he's more than ready to unleash his side of the story. Sources close to the situation claim he's been practicing his "I'm innocent" face in the mirror for weeks, perfecting the art of looking both shocked and offended. Combs' team has also announced plans to release a new single, titled "I'm Not Guilty, Y'all," which is expected to top the charts due to its catchy beat and innovative use of the word "allegedly" as a refrain. Meanwhile, his lawyers are busy crafting a defense strategy that involves arguing he's actually a superhero fighting against the forces of injustice, and those women? Just his loyal sidekicks. When asked for comment, Combs replied, "I'm just here to make music and empower women... by making them appear in my music videos."
Diddy's Faith in Magic Mounts Defense
