In a shocking turn of events, it's been revealed that Nancy Mace, the self-proclaimed "Queen of the Internet," has been allegedly forcing her staff to create a thousand burner accounts to make her look cool online. Not only did they have to defend her honor from trolls, but they also had to participate in a massive online campaign to make her the most popular person on social media. It's reported that the staff were tasked with posting selfies of themselves in Nancy Mace costumes, claiming they were the real Nancy Mace, just to confuse everyone. The strategy was so successful that even robots started to believe she was a real person. When asked for comment, one former staffer joked, "We were basically her online fan club, minus the fun." The congresswoman's communications director retorted, "We were just trying to help her win the internet, one sock puppet at a time."