In a shocking turn of events, Ronnie O'Sullivan, the undisputed king of pool cue tantrums, has decided to leave the UK for a life in the Middle East. Sources close to the snooker star reveal that he's not just moving for the weather, but also to open the world's first underwater snooker academy in Dubai. O'Sullivan plans to host tournaments where players must hold their breath while making trick shots, hoping this will finally give him the edge needed to win that eighth World Championship title. When asked about his decision, O'Sullivan quipped, "I've had enough of rain. Now, I want to see if I can really 'dive' into a new chapter of my life." His Essex neighbors are breathing a sigh of relief, citing fewer broken cues and less rumbling of the pool tables at odd hours of the night.