In a bizarre move that has left the academic world utterly bewildered, a recently deceased professor has bequeathed her life savings to 31 former students. Each student received a staggering $100,000, which they initially thought was a misplaced decimal point in a prank letter from the "We Love You, Professor" fan club. The professor, known for her avant-garde art classes and penchant for making eccentric beaded jewelry, clearly had a vision: to turn her students into accidental millionaires overnight.

One of the recipients, now a professor herself, has announced plans to use the money to fund her own bizarre will: leaving her estate to a group of her favorite pizza delivery guys. This move has sparked a heated debate about the ethics of leaving large sums of money to anyone who can tolerate a professor's eccentricities for an entire semester. Meanwhile, the professor's lawyer has been inundated with calls from hopeful students asking if they can be part of the next generational wealth transfer.