In a shocking turn of events, the HHS has waved a magic wand and decided to keep funding for the Women's Health Initiative, presumably after realizing it's actually a pretty big deal. The reversal comes after widespread criticism and, rumor has it, a few stern lectures from moms across the nation. The study, which has been enlightening us on women's health since 1991, will continue its groundbreaking research, much to the dismay of those who were looking forward to a good old-fashioned crisis. As part of the funding deal, the HHS has promised to include a free Netflix subscription for all participants, because, well, healthcare AND binge-watching are the new normal.