In a shocking turn of events, the tech industry has finally found a way to truly innovate: by turning their meetings into full-blown street fights. The phrase "disrupting the market" has taken on a whole new meaning as Silicon Valley's finest have traded in their keyboards for boxing gloves. It seems the tension over who ate the last donut in the break room finally boiled over.

Sources close to the action claim that Microsoft's metaverse team was particularly involved, with some employees reportedly using VR headsets to visualize their opponents' moves before the actual fight. Meanwhile, a team from Google tried to use AI to predict the best fighting moves, but their algorithms kept suggesting they should just duck and cover. The whole ordeal has left investors wondering if they should start investing in combat insurance for their tech startups. As one insider quipped, "It's not just about the code anymore; it's about who can throw the best punch."