In a shocking turn of events, the Minnesota Timberwolves have eliminated the Golden State Warriors from the playoffs, despite the Warriors' cunning strategy of pretending Steph Curry was injured just to lull the Timberwolves into a false sense of security. As it turns out, Curry was actually secretly training in a top-secret ninja facility, perfecting his three-point shot while blindfolded. However, this plan was foiled when the Timberwolves discovered the Warriors' hidden scrolls and hired a team of highly skilled ninja warriors to counter their moves. The Timberwolves, feeling inspired by their victory, have decided to celebrate by hosting a giant pizza party in the Target Center, complete with a Curry-themed cake that they will ceremoniously destroy with a giant pizza cutter. Meanwhile, Curry is reportedly training in the art of telekinesis, vowing to return next season with the ability to shoot hoops with his mind.