This year at WWDC 2025, Apple is expected to unveil its latest groundbreaking innovations, including a new feature that lets Siri finally understand what you're saying without needing a PhD in AppleSpeak. But don't hold your breath; insiders claim AI is taking a backseat, mostly because Apple engineers are still trying to figure out how to make AI not sound like a robot playing a game of verbal charades.

The real excitement is rumored to be around the Apple Watch, which will now include a built-in lie detector to help users realize when they're making excuses for wearing a watch that's 90% notification screen. Meanwhile, AirPods are getting an upgrade that lets them control your camera, because what you really need is a device that can take accidental selfies of your cat while you're trying to work from home.

And if you're lucky, you might even get invited to the in-person component, where select attendees will get to experience the thrill of being in a room full of people who are silently judging you for still using a MacBook from 2018.