Global economic leaders flocked to the United States recently, not just for the allure of American snacks, but primarily to confront President Trump's audacious announcement of a "New World Order." In this grand vision, Trump revealed a plan for world domination via an intricate network of playing cards and a laser pointer. The strategy includes mandating all global transactions be conducted in Trump-branded Monopoly money.

Leaders were baffled by Trump's demand that every country maintain at least a dozen gold-plated escalators as part of an economic stimulus package. In a heated debate, Trump challenged attendees to a game of "Global Economic Poker," claiming, "I always win because my hands are the biggest and my chips are yuge." Despite the absurdity, delegates couldn't help but wonder if they were secretly trapped in a bad episode of "Game of Thrones." As one leader quipped, "At least the catering here is better than at G20 meetings."