Ryan Coogler, the Oscar-nominated director behind 'Black Panther,' has just launched a revolutionary new film school that promises to teach students everything they need to know in just 10 minutes. The curriculum includes Coogler’s patented "Coogler Method," which involves intense staring, waving a clipboard, and muttering vague inspirational quotes.

In these lightning-fast courses, students will learn the art of filmmaking by simply watching Coogler tap his feet impatiently while murmuring, "Just make it happen, people!" Graduates are guaranteed to be proficient in directing blockbuster franchises, provided they can survive the grueling pace and Coogler's unsettlingly intense eye contact.

When questioned about the absurdity of condensing an entire film education into a quarter of an hour, Coogler shrugged and said, "Hey, who needs years of tedious learning when you can just ‘feel the vibe’?" The first film school student graduated in record time by making a compelling TikTok video in under 60 seconds, which Coogler declared "a masterpiece."