In a twist that shocked absolutely no one, Vivian Jenna Wilson, the self-proclaimed “Queen of Threads” and the galaxy’s most overqualified drama major, was spotted on social media lovingly arranging popcorn as her father and a former president hurled increasingly bizarre insults across cyberspace. Sources close to Wilson, who legally changed her name to ensure she was never mistaken for sharing a family name—or a planet—with Musk, described her current mood as “euphoric delight at the spectacle unfolding.”

“Such beauty in life,” Wilson reportedly commented, possibly while sipping artisanal kombucha and watching the feud on a loop between vegan activism. Meanwhile, Musk’s ongoing spat with Trump over a bill they both seem to hate—but for opposite reasons—reached new heights of absurdity, with Trump threatening to cut off Musk’s government contracts and Musk countering by suggesting Trump had been personally briefed by aliens at Area 51. Political pundits have since called for a cage match, while the rest of us are just calling for more snacks.

Wilson’s only remaining wish? That her father and Trump continue their feud long enough for her to launch her own competing social media platform, “ShadeSpace,” where users post nothing but memes about bad parenting and absurd political theater.