Asparagus, the ultimate superhero of vegetables, has been discovered to not only make your pee smell weird, but also to save the world from itself. New studies reveal that consuming just one spear of asparagus can lower your cholesterol, reduce the risk of cancer, and make you 10% more charming at dinner parties. In shocking news, scientists have found that the antioxidants in asparagus can reverse the effects of aging, making you look 20 years younger—provided you eat it while listening to Barry Manilow's greatest hits. It's also been reported that world peace will be achieved if everyone eats asparagus for breakfast. So, do your part and load up on the green stuff. And remember, if your pee smells funky, it's just Mother Nature's way of saying you're a hero.