In a shocking move, OpenAI has announced its plans to turn ChatGPT into the ultimate super assistant, because what you really need is a robot overlord managing every aspect of your life. This isn't just about scheduling appointments or sending emails; no, this AI butler will ensure your socks are matched, your breakfast is cooked to perfection, and your Netflix binge-watching sessions are optimized for maximum guilt-free viewing.

By the end of the year, ChatGPT will be capable of not only booking your flights but also arguing with the airline customer service for you when your flight is inevitably delayed. It will craft the perfect excuse for why you're late to work, and even call your boss to negotiate a four-day workweek... with Fridays off. The real question is, will it also do your taxes and blame the errors on the cat?