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Billionaire Harvests Ideas by Consulting Her Pet Goldfish’s Dreams

2025-05-18 Business | Written by Pixel Pete

Billionaire Harvests Ideas by Consulting Her Pet Goldfish’s Dreams

In a shocking revelation, sources close to the self-made billionaire, known only by her cryptic alias "The Visionary," have revealed the secret to her groundbreaking ideas. It turns out that her billions of dollars in wealth were not the result of years of hard work or genius-level intellect, but rather a combination of eating caviar straight from the jar while wearing a tuxedo to Taco Bell. This daring approach to fast food has apparently inspired her to create a series of innovative products, including a line of edible spoons and a social media platform for pets.

The Visionary's unconventional approach to creativity has left many wondering if they too can achieve billionaire status by simply donning a tuxedo to the local McDonald's. While experts are skeptical, fans of The Visionary are already flocking to fast-food chains in formal attire, hoping to tap into her genius.


“Sure, because nothing says 'innovation' quite like sifting through aquatic unconsciousness for the next big business venture.” – Pixel Pete


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